for some relatively OKAY INTERNET! 
That’s all I need!
OKAY internet!
Not even fast!

-rolls-
^I can’t even put a gif of something rolling because IT TAKES HOURS TO LOAD GIFS

Yeaaaaahhhhhhh.

Tomorrow is going to be a long(er) day.
Happy New Year’s Eve all you Lunar Calendar users.

I’m going to make a presentation on Wednesday about how food stamps and the SNAP program are actually socialist plots to destroy America and I’m going to have to use a lot of Santorum quotes.

Do you think the teacher will deduct points if I break down crying mid-sentence?

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I mean. There is warmth inside my stomach right now and a smile I can’t get rid of just because of some words in a text message.

People kill for this feeling why is it being wasted on me?

Sometimes I just have so much love inside of me that has no way of getting out and it manifests itself in a sad laughter that whores itself out to any joke thrown my way.

I haven’t been on Tumblr for ages.
I’ve decided that it’s worth sucking the hotspot dry.
Yup.